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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is where the next debate has to be

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

trump and biden end up spraying each other with the supplied hoses only to both die of heart attacks because the water was too cold

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Staring contest championships

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those are way too far apart to be considered leftist. It's only communism if we all share the same seat and shit into the same pot together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually this is for competitive pooping - the pipes connect to each other in a U shape, and you have to poop the hardest or else the flow will back up into you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

no toilet paper

no bidet

just buds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The socialist fraternal piss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They are too far away. How are you supposed to hold hands with your poop buddy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This looks AI generated to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Put them closer together so our feet can touch