The only golf match I would ever watch. The golf wouldn't be any more interesting, but the potential for Joe wandering off into the woods, Trump heckling him until they have a pathetic old man fight on the green, or either of them croaking on camera mid-swing would be too high not to tune in.
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a pathetic old man fight on the green
Oh, please god make that a reality. If it happened - I'd always remember it. If I ever fell into hard times - I'd remember it. If I had insomnia yet again - I'd remember it. In my darkest, unhappiest hours I'd remember that and at least smile if not laugh.
You just changed my mind on this. If both of them survive 18 holes then they have to do the second debate immediately, on the 18th hole, no prep, no naps
Joe also declared that he wanted to test his skills and stamina against mine
Did you ever see him swing?
I will even give Joe Biden 10 strokes aside -- 10 strokes, that's a lot. That means 20 strokes in case you don't play golf. I will give him 10 strokes aside
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stop right there! if you hornypost more explicitly than that ill have to call the v*lcel police!
I hate everything about this dumbfuck election, it's just the same rehashed dumb shit from four years ago. Fuck me I hate this fucking country so goddamn much
It's not the same as it was 4 years ago, now biden's dementia is inescapably obvious
Something has mentally changed
is comedy gold like this worth the life of me and my comrades? no. but it’s nice to be able to laugh at the empire’s descent into full fascism instead of just despairing all the time
we have two hitlers, and the one who remembers where he is challenges the one with dementia to the fakest, lamest sport
At this point, might as well decide the election with a golf match.
Tbh Biden probably has a better chance that way (still low but better than more debates and a general).
This would be infinitely funnier than Happy Gilmore
Wow he will give him 10 strokes.
Obviously you dont play golf. that's 20 strokes he'll give him.
Nobody asked for a Caddyshack 3 to be made.
Bill Murray wandering around setting traps though... This keeps sounding better and better
"But if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!"
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They should absolutely do a golf match. 18 holes in Florida, no carts allowed. they both collapse with exploded hearts from an afternoon's walk in the sun.
Biden wouldn't make it out alive even with carts lmao