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During my daily walk, along the forest path, was a blindfolded woman at a bonfire and she said that if I wish to take the modthrone I have to slay the 4 great mods and their demi-mod children. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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She said if I didn't do this, their growing avarice and size would blot out the sun and freeze the waters. And the pigmy age of the dark-poster would begin, freed from their spider web-shackles with us taking their place.

So, IDK. Thought that was weird. She was cute though and I asked if she would come play Dark Souls Remastered on Switch with me and she said "what's that?". Briskly continued my walk away.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Foul Poster, thy flames of ambition must be quenched

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Oh man that's awkward. I thought you got isekai'd into Bird Box

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first mistake was wanting to be modlike

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But I crave power.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Just saw an augur of my fate-scribed nemesis glowing from a message aground: Postifex Maximus, silencer of sound and blotter of light. More rotund celestial body than man-born; ascended to modhood with no equal and supreme ruler of the Hex-ursa Coven.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bear seek seek lest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Blindfolded woman: "...and thus forevermore was known as @[email protected]."

@[email protected]: "I'm just going for a walk, yo!"