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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

gay AND trans meow-knife-trans

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First, I thought I was straight, then I thought I might be bi, but then I saw gay porn and started to have doubts, BUT THEN I realized I was trans, and now I'm DEFINITELY bi.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I swear, you hear ONE Felix Biederman bit about sissy hypno porn and wonder WTF he's on about, stumble across HypnoTube for a laugh, and the next thing you know you're buying skater skirts off Amazon and hormones off the Turkish dark web. vivian-shrug

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I wasn't gay when I made my chapo chat account but am gay now so this checks out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

this is why i post every day hexbear-lesbian hexbear-trans

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

posting on hexbear makes other people gay

checkmate, tankie

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I've always suspected

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Go ahead, make me gayer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Bullshit. Taking a buzzfeed "Am I gay?" quiz is what makes you gay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

my body is ready

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

being non binary makes me not gay unless i'm dating another enby, so it's very hard to be gay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm gay; so does this make me super gay?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It cancels out the gayness from hexbear unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What if I post on there twice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

[Stavros laughing, Adam denying allegations of homosexuality, Nick lining up his next bit where he almost says the n-word but doesn't]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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