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If y'all are so insistent that water can be wet, go ahead and dry it with a towel. Checkmate chapochanners. berdly-smug

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Um actually saying water can be dry is revisionist as Stalin himself used "dry water" as an example of something that is impossible.

A diplomat's words must contradict his deeds -- otherwise, what sort of a diplomat is he? Words are one thing -- deeds something entirely different. Fine words are a mask to cover shady deeds. A sincere diplomat is like dry water, or wooden iron.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I remember this debate obliterating my junior high so thoroughly that we got in trouble for speaking about it. Literally 1967

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I agree, water IS the wet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why's the sky blue?

why is water wet?

(science can't answer these simple questions)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

why's the sky blue?

Rayleigh scattering

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Water is wet but wet isn't water, plenty of things wet better than water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If there are two water molecules than each one is wet because of the other. If there is one water molecule than it isn't wet. The end.