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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why bother? He's a non-entity who is just going to start a guru cult after this campaign ruins his reputation. At best he'll get 1% of the vote. There's no point in anyone from any ideology targeting him for any reason.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I imagine that before this you could have dropped him and technically you would killed a presidential candidate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even then who would that impress? JFK and his father were important sure, but an accelerationist goober like the Trump one seems to be would cause zero reaction. Not in me, MAGA cultists, liberals- it'd be a day of civility fetishism and jokes about the rule of 3s. If someone is just targeting the family name, surely there are more meaningful Kennedys out there. He's a presidential candidate in the same way any meme candidate is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe someone's partner has a compulsive sexual attraction to assassins

Aka Lou Gehrig's Other Disease

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And low enough standards for RFK Jr to count? It'd be so underwhelming if there's no mystique to it. Like saying you'll cook a romantic dinner for your partner and then giving them a piece of white bread. Technically it's food but I'd expect to be dumped for it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Dude can't even get in a debate, he's going to get SS?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? By his own admission, his brain already has holes in it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The worm is at the wheel and must be protected.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Dunno if you would want secret service protection if you don't want to get shot considering what just happened...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what's his codename gonna be? helminth?