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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

An equivalent to flying pigs?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What are we looking at then?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just keep feeding them mustard

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ate too much cotton candy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

you know, just puking some sand

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It's almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that's as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there's no excessive bodily fluids.

"Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn't use AI?"

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I didn't do fucking SHIT"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Orville, or The Good Place

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The joy of painting with bob ross

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smiling Friends would be perfect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Donnie Darko. The man's best friend is a giant bunny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mister would you please help my pony?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don't care).

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

More like Huak BLUAH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

ruhig jacqueline sonst kotzt du wieder

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