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She is too powerful, when will her reign of hotness end

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if instead of the Great Man theory, it's the Great Woman theory. And instead of being an abstract concept of leadership applied throughout history, it's just always Jodie Foster.

Oh, and it only explains presidential assassinations

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yamagami was also inspired by Jodie Foster but it was covered up to prevent us from knowing her true power

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The volcel police never get there soon enough to prevent a tragedy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Smdh always too late just like real cops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Jodie Foster transcends volceldom. She is more than an actress. She is an idea, a world-historic performer, light itself. Silence of the Lambs was too small for her.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

She can't keep getting away with it!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just as the Turk lusts for Vienna, Jodie lusts for presidential blood!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

freedom-and-democracy We stan a queen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

First she makes contact with aliens, then she influences two men to assassinate the president. What will she do next?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

anyone here remember JFA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

GYAT DAMN THOSE HIPS