Remember when both of these guys were never Trump?
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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Yeah only because they thought it would improve their chances at reelection
Peter Thiel cloned Lindsay Graham to make his own Manchurian Candidate
it was easy enough to get some slobber from him, didn't even have to ask really
There’s a good gay joke in there somewhere, but I’m not sure it would sound right.
Edit: I specifically changed it from “come out right” to “sound right” to avoid an unintentional pun, but I just remembered sounding exists.
their faces look undersized for their heads
Charlie Kirk transmitted it to them.
little known fact, it's contagious
CPAC and the RNC were a superspreader events.
the remember back when all the libs were conspicuously reading his book to present themselves as Appalachian whisperers. having recently done a bit of work in the deep mountain communities myself, I hated that fucker and delighted in the trillbilly episode focused on skewering him.
anyway, in those days I was still on the apps and matched with some LIB and we were talking about books and they bragged about reading that. so I just blurted out JD VANCE is a SNITCH! and sent a link to the pod ep.
I think they blocked me a few mins later. or maybe it was the other way around. anyway, that guy sucks and it blows my mind that anyone then or now can't see what a total bullshitting and craven opportunist he is.
First Democrats fell for his bullshit because he was Never Trump and gave them a narrative for why Trump was popular in Appalachia (the people are poor, stupid, lazy white welfare queens)
Now Republicans are falling over themselves to pretend he will help them with the Midwest and working class cause of his book (that they didn’t read) because he’s Trump’s VP pick. They are making excuses for the book the Liberal MSM used to shit on them, and saying it contains the opposite of what it does
Perfect encapsulation of the stupidity of American politics. Both sides are wrong and incoherent for opposite reasons
not sure how that isn't the first thing anyone thinks about any politician tbh
well he started as the "great mind/author", the Yale Law school graduate who grew up in the flattest part of Ohio, half an hour's drive from downtown Cincinnati in rush hour traffic who ruminated on rural, impoverished mountain life from a venture capitalist chair in San Francisco which is when he farted out that trash to cash in on passing off his bigotry as philosophy.
the NYT and WaPo ate it up, because they wouldn't know an authentic rural voice if it seized their printing press and carpet bombed Storming Heaven directly into their skulls.
bro really does wear eyeliner lmao good for him
I KNEW IT
The first time I saw his eyes I was like "this guy is wearing eye liner or something. No one's eyes are like that naturally."
I don't really care, but it's objectively funny all the Republican "real tough guys" worship the flannel wearing, bearded lumberjack aesthetic meanwhile the guys they uphold are getting fresh spray tans weekly and putting on mascara in the car while telling secret service to watch the bumps
He should go all in and draw the little wing tips on the ends. That shit takes practice.
just 2 totally straight, well adjusted, happy men hanging out normal-style.
Does it look like Vance is wearing eyeliner to anyone else?
Holy shit. Hubby and I were both speculating this guy is queer AF and his beard is some cover. Hubby saying he's inly there becauae he must have boinked Peter Thiel.
But putting this next to Beverly Lindsashay Grá-ham... 
like a time machine.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
It's like foundation for hogs
Both of these guys look like pedophiles
Huh, four identical right thumbs.