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Weed and furry rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Alt text: a one panel comic drawn in the style of The Onion’s Stan Kelley that says “shelter from the storm”; three rain clouds that say “resurgent fascism”, “irreversible climate change”, and “impending economic collapse” are raining on a furry character, who is cheerfully whistling because they have an umbrella labeled “weed and furry porn” that is keeping them dry. Similar to The Onion comics, a smaller character representing the artist is in the corner, saying “weather proof.” The artist is CritterDome

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is good to find some joy in troubling times. But let‘s not do 100% escapism. With the right peers, we could fight climate change and enjoy furry art at the same time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

With the right peers, we could fight climate change

Global scale guerilla on rich people. Or hacking/robbing Swiss banks, that'd definitely send the message, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

gorilla + guerilla

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just pray they don't come for the weed and furry porn next.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

You know they will. Making everything worse is job #1.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weed is still illegal in most places, and they've already expressed their intention to attack porn federally.

Although the porn bans in place haven't done much to stop me getting my fix.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And then Project 2025 bans furry porn...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

they would never survive that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not without deploying the military against the general population...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Project 2025 bans all porn.

But that only makes Furry Porn BANNED IN AMERICA which has to be like double-plus BANNED IN CHINA which means it's twice as good. It's like all the 1980s porn rated XXX because one X wasn't enough, it was so raunchy.

It just means it the police search your computer because they need to find something to extend your prison sentence, they can add porn possession to the list. Much like booze under the sink during prohibition.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The containers of ANFO and ball bearings will have "UwU" written on them, surely.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The plantophiles are getting out of control

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Each raindrop needs a label

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ultra-Kelly

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

No crying Statue of Liberty? Maybe that's her tears.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Tell me about your favourite furry porn artists. I'll start.

Three of my faves are Moddish, Ruaidri, and mxl. Moddish draws some beautiful scenes and they're one of the few artists that frequently make me go "I wish that were me." Ruaidri has a ton of banging watercolour paintings in his portfolio, but he creates some sick renders, too. mxl does a lot of stuff like suit transformation that I can never get enough of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • Tabuley - Animates some genuinely sweet stories with excellent character interactions.
  • Diives - Top-tier animation, very stylized, and some of the best VAs.
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love the way Weskers draws paws, and I got a commission from Larru Larru a few months back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Finding an artists who draws the kind of paws you like is worth so much! And it's cool to hear that you got a commission from an artist you like. I'd love to commission some art when I get the chance :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

KazeCat, Tail-Blazer, and PostalRoo here

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Control the things you can, ignore what you can't.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At times like these, lobotomy is an option

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (4 children)

lobotomy is an option

I don't think you can get a lobotomy anymore.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

What will they take from us next.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I think they call it being redpilled now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ice picks and hammers are available in a hardware store

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where are y'all getting weed porn?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I imagine the weed won't last long under fascist rule. And the porn is already on the conservative hit list.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Absolutely. They will use it as an excuse to jail liberals/leftists, young people, and people of color just like Nixon and Reagan did.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

My copes are significantly less exciting, but they are there, and drastically reduce the frequency of my mental breakdowns, and that's the important thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I don’t really dig weed on a regular basis and I’m not into furry stuff. Guess I’m fucked (and not in the fun way.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Damn, relatable

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Thanks for the image description. It helped me understand the little guy at the bottom. It also helped me organize my thoughts. Very useful whether you are sighted or not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m glad it helped! I was worried it was too much of a wall of text, but I trimmed it down as much as I could without losing any meaning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Rest assured they are also used instead of the meme itself. I have a friend that just finds the detailed text descriptions really funny and asked me to just send the alt text instead of the image.

He did enjoy this one a lot.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Find your bliss.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

*irreversible

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That O on weed is something isn’t it

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