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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is so dumb and I know this isn't the correct format for this meme but it made me think of this template lol...

[–] Lenny 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The party of begging you for money while spitting in your face. Findom as politics.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Findom ass politics.

thicc-trump

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

kinda a good bit

by good, I mean dogshit but better than their usual strategy, I at least audibly exhaled through my nose at this one

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yea, this is a joke we would make

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Pokemon Go Get Pneumonia.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

im sick

of these crazy deals we are offering at my pillow dot com, buy your pillow today

mypillow-stare

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Biden starts a gofundme to pay for his medical bills in a move designed to garner sympathy from the American public

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

you know what would really work, he should shoot himself in the ear

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

"buying elections is bad. Give me money if you think so"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cut this gofundme shit out, you're the president, pass single payer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

$700 is enough to win the average voter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

good one, apropos, haven’t seen it before

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Game still lives on in my heart decades later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm dead

That's it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

He types slow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

well, this is about the only thing he's done that I'm on board with

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

this is so fucking weak. Like disgust put aside, I'm just genuinely embarrassed by his team's performance. So many homeless people, and these losers get to have all the wealth and luxury? And this is the outcome of their jobs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first presidential campaign funded through gofundme, breaking barriers once again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would vote for him for a kickflip though, that'd be sick