Theory: Trump has long COVID but somehow the only symptom is that he can no longer come up with good nicknames.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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"Barron - help me."
"You never asked for my help before."
"You need to be my nickname guy. The brain doctor said my medulla nickname-gata isn't working right."
"I noticed."
"Wha?"
"I said 'I'll do it.' "
He doesn't have the juice anymore, folks. Sad!
He's shook. He lost an ear, now he's shook.
he's losing his powers
His powers were stored in one of his ears.
pee is stored in the balls
posts are stored in the ear
Sad.
Just like the oracle said he would.
Laffin Kamala
Cacklin' Kamala is the easy one he missed I guess
jokermala
Good grief, Hexbear comes up better nicknames than Trump. Sad.
Oh come on. At least use an alliteration. This is why they should hire me to write his jokes, I'd do a better job at this point (not that I'd ever take the job, I don't work for evil). I'm pissed at this low effort work.
Take your pick:
Krazy Kamala
Kookie Kamala
Kommie Kamala
Koko Kamala
Krazy Kommie Kamala (aka KKK)
Kookie Kommie Kamala (variant of KKK)
Kookie Koko Kamala
Kamala the Communut
Example monologue: "Kookie Kamala and her Communut friends like Crazy Bernie want to destroy America with Communism."
This shit should be so easy for them to write!
I can't explain it but I think it goes again Trump's impulses to give a woman a bird-related nickname. Still I'd love for him to call her "Cuckoo Kamala". Plus he could do that sing-song thing that he does.
"Cuckoo Kamala. Cuu-koo. Cuu-koo. Bad. Nobody wants her."
Yeah that was the first one I thought of, Cacklin' Kamala was my runner up.
See cackling is great because it tickles those vestigial “woman with power = evil witch” nodes at the back of the hog’s brain.
To be fair, they did that with Pelosi but, she's off the stage now so they can call Kamala "Cackling Kamala Harris, the Wicked Witch of the West Coast."
Though nothing can top those boomer edits of a green Pelosi as Margaret Hamilton. I don't know what it is about that movie that causes boomers to make smug references to it but do it a lot.
Cacklin Kamala is already what like half the hogs I know call her, it would be so easy to just go with that one
Didn't think of Cuckoo but, there's another one.
"Cuckoo Kamala is a nasty bird, folks. She shits on your head just like she shit on our country." 
Krazy Kommie Kamala (aka KKK)
He doesn't want his supporters to like her.
Ultimate horseshoe theory.
I believe there's some subtlety to it that you miss just going for alliteration like Kookie Kamala. Think about how tightly he had a chokehold on the culture with Lyin Ted, Crooked Hillary, and Sleepy Joe. None of those were alliteration. There's an art to it that the unattuned might miss. A better one might look more like Second-Choice Kamala, Weirdo Kamala, or Strange Kamala.
Watching Trump run roughshod over Lyin' Ted, Little Marco, and ¡Jeb! was really something else. In a better world, Trump would be making a living doing crowd work in small clubs.
Or just the simple Coconut Kamala
slipping
Slippin' Donnie folks, more and more people are saying it.
Sad.
The well is dry. Now is the hour of the drying wetboy.
The old wetboy is dry, and the new wetboy struggles to get wet: Now is the time of monsters.
Just give him time, ron desanctimonious wasn't good either. Meatball ron however
He was trying to do Lyin Biden and had to switch! Low energy! SAD!
He's workshopping them
SAD