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Enver Hoxha vs Amadeo Bordiga hypothetical (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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If Enver "The Bunker" Hoxha and Amadeo "The Other Kind of Chairman" Bordiga played against each other in Super Smash Bros. Melee, who do you think would be the winner?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bordiga for sure. Smash is something you can do from your armchair, so I feel like he’s got the advantage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

See, this was my first thought but Hoxha was an antifa supersoldier. Maybe his actual combat experience would help under pressure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we assuming they are the smash characters or the players? If so, what would their moves be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was thinking they're brought back with Juche necromancy to 1v1 each other in SSBM as players.