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Oh, I am so glad you asked
This majestic bird is called a crested guineafowl
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This weevil is called Rhinastus latesternus. Look at it's goofy clown shoes:
Mata Mata Turtle:
Greater Sage Grouse:
EDIT: It's not letting me add any more :( but just imagine a grouse with boobs and a some more birds with funny hair
EDIT EDIT: here is the boob grouse
What's a mata turtle?
Turtle: What's the mata with you?
No comical looking owls? Perhaps Dirt_Owl has bias
I can't be all owl all time, I'm not a machine! 
Hey leave some goofy critters for the rest of js, bucko. I actually laughed at the mata mata turtle. Very funny animal
Pallas's cats are the derpiest.😻
Jerboa are funny lil' leggy guys that hop a bunch and they're very cute and goofy looking and I love them
Also a lemmy front-end application!
The British closely follow by the Jerboa
yew gawt a loicence foh that rodent?
These flies:
He can see EVERYTHING
Shark alien from riddick head arse looking fly
pootoos are very muppet-esqe
Lmaoooo what is thaaaaat
The Potoo is a bird from central and south america that is very nocturnal and a little silly looking!
Last one should be a reaction emoji
pangolins and dikdiks
American woodcock, provided it's in motion. Otherwise blue footed booby, platypus, or the weevil. Big props to the giraffe weevil, in particular.
sidewinders look like someone fucked up their walk animation and never fixed it
Snake
Walk animation
Hmmm
animators' naming conventions don't care about your feelings
Humans, we have weird ears and it unsettles me in a way that makes me laugh.
also our noses and the amount of hair we have
I feel like objectively it's gotta be platypi. They're like duck otters and that doesn't even make sense.
I live in Aus so they're a constant motif here (I had a platypus plushie as a kid) so we've been indoctrinated to see them as normal
americans
Blobfish
In or out kf water
Out
Blobfish are deep sea creatures who live under immense pressure, they explode when in shallow waters or when removed from water. In their natural habitat they look like this