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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

And horseshit is not dogshit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago

You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

"Will horrors never cease?!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Which starship is this on?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.