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This (arguably unhelpful) phrase seems to be taught across schools all over the world. What are some other phrases like this that are common ?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

that phrase is to biology as "donde esta la biblioteca" is to spanish

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Troy and Abed in the mooorning!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Donde esta la discoteca? If you had a β€˜cool’ teacher.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

'i' before 'e' except after 'c'

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Or when sounding like β€œA” as in neighbor and weigh

And on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May

And you always be wrong, no matter what you say.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

yes, Bryan, we all call that "desk"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

This is honestly one of my favorite ones, and legit runs through my head whenever I can't remember the spelling of a word

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Except in glacier, because English is fucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I always thought this one was pretty... WEIRD...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I've only heard this phrase from Americans, so I think "all over the world" is a stretch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a meme in the netherlands as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's a meme, but I've never seen it in a Dutch textbook. I don't even know what the Dutch version of the meme would be in meme form.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Its taught in India as well, (and is also a meme here)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm in south india

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Australian here, they taught us this meme in school.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

What's the singular, then?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Mitochondreez nutz

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I believe most nations have a version of β€œHead, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” that is taught in early education.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

While not unhelpful, stop-drop-and-roll and quicksand don't come up as often as we thought back then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I was always worried about proper handling of nitroglycerin. Talking to my friends it seems that wasn't as common as quicksand or even thinking you'd need to tell gold apart from fool's gold (pyrite). Games like Crash Bandicoot, shows like Dexter's Lab, and a general interest in science may have meant I heard more about it as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

To the tune of "Pop Goes The Weasel":

x equals negative b /
plus or minus the square root /
of b squared minus 4 ac /
all over 2a!

I cannot believe that stupid fucking song is still in my head, but good God damn it worked. It's there for all 0 times I'll need the quadratic equation in my daily life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't even visualise what you are saying

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

I don't hear it either, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I can. But I can't hear it at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I know the equation but "hearing" something in your head sounds.. weird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been hearing the Donkey Kong song in my head for the last 6 hours. If you know how to make it stop, I'm all ears.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

It was to to the tune of Frère Jacques when I learned it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A8re_Jacques

Negative b, negative b
Plus or minus square root, plus or minus square root
B squared minus 4 AC, b squared minus 4 AC
Over 2A, over 2A

Finding the name of the original song was a pain. I'd never seen it written as an adult and thought it said "do re mi" so every search result kept telling me it was from the sound of music.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Question and all comments (apart from "donde esta la biblioteka") are not "all over the world", but American

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have any evidence your phrase is used all over the world? I never learnt it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I learned it in German in Germany. Do we have evidence from the francophone world? Latam? China?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Checking in from NZ, sounds familiar to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely did it in Australia.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Workers of the world, unite!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Don't use Wikipedia as a source."

Man, if I want to get a pretty good overview on almost anything, Wikipedia is the best and most accessible way. Luckily, the consensus seems to slowly change to a cautious "Don't use Wikipedia as your only source, especially on controversial topics."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

"Christopher Columbus discovered America" (hopefully they're not still teaching this)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Even worse: Columbus thought the earth was round but nobody believed him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

In 14 hundred and 92 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And also committed genocide

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Didn't that originate in a Sabrina The Teenage Witch episode? Or did I just imagine that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

my very eager mother just served us nine

rip pizzas

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I haven't heard about mitochondria in so many years (obviously. why would I?) and I can't explain why it feels so good reading this now.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't remember hearing that specific phrase in school. I remember hearing a teacher tell us to take deep breaths to fire up the mitochondria but not that it was "the powerhouse of the cell." This was a meme that became common after my education was done. Because it became a popular meme it's possible more teachers said it specifically along with whatever other fun phrases they had.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

The book is on the table.

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