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[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

edit

seems people took this joke seriously ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's illegal in most places.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

However, it's perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone's day, as long as you can handle it.

This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I'm playing the long game.

[โ€“] tigeruppercut 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked

[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I only enjoyed because it was fake. Otherwise it'd just be petty office bullshit, which is no fun for anyone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

In real life you would just wait to see who's putting up the messages

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Has to be fake.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Am I the only one who can't read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

It's perfectly readable through Voyager

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look in your settings or upper corner - it's loading low res to load fast. There's either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This! Thank you

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.

Client issue?

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

If you're using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Angering HR? No problemo. IT? I wouldn't dare...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn't just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd let it go the moment I see the thief's filthy hands on my sandwich.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm swiss, what is a swiss sandwich?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Swiss cheese on the sandwich. Not a Swiss sandwich

[โ€“] possiblylinux127 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't suppose you could change this to a slide show? It is a very long image.

[โ€“] possiblylinux127 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why was this edited

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This meme is probably like 10 years old. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bye Francis!

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Classic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can't have anything because of them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, this guy stole someone else's lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

HR - Happiness Ruiner

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, certainly can't have pizza.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along... within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say "No." when a sticky note would suffice, for example.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

HR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

If your comment is sarcasm, then it's brilliant.