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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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he's loyal to them, but are they loyal to him?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No because he already fathered the perfect human: Hunter Biden.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Quit smokin' crack, Jack biden-rember

Heh, you mean the chaos emeralds? hunter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

biden-horror

I met with that Jewish fella Bibi... Bibi... BB King to talk some sense into him, next thing I knew, he was stickin' a cattle prod in my keister and zappin' me till ol' faithful went off! C'mon man! That ain't right. Used to be you'd have to buy a fella dinner or take him to the drive-in pictures if you wanted some of that funny business. I was just dozing off, I ain't dead yet Jack! Sorry man I talk too much, anyway that's why we gotta give Israel $20 billion or else Jesus won't come back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wow, you can do it in reverse order?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bidens semen? You mean dust particles?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Biden’s not part of their master race; it’s their sperm that is sacred. He can consider himself lucky if a settler skeets into his coffin in tribute.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You naive fools, the Joemonculus is already alive