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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Unless some black swan event happens in the next 70 days, Trump is toast. He's low energy, he's whining all the time and never landing hits, the "they're weird" attack has his voting coalition carrying around jars of VP cum, he couldn't even turn his assassination attempt into a polling boost! Sad! He's washed up. Show's over 😞

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

70 days? You can fit like 10 decades in there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True true.

I'm still waiting for Trump to have a big "you're fired" moment and swap VPs to someone less cringe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Giuliani checking his phone every 3 minutes like a teenager that just texted their crush

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I think a lot of commentators are right, in that if the assassination happened later in the year, he'd win unequivocally. But now I'm really not so sure.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

I just fucking love that this is the level the world hegemony is on. Good job, USA. I'm sure you're not going to get us all killed in nuclear hellfire anytime soon lmfao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, Trump definitely thinks that Mexico is a mental institution.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's just confused about the term "Asylum seeker"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Folks we’ve got bad men — and women getting across the border. They’re maniacs, murderers, one of them — I’ll tell you a story — one of them and he’s got laugh you wouldn’t believe, tremendous — one of them was at this party everyone’s there and he comes over to me and says “Donnie, pal, do you want to know how I got these scars?”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Bothered. Dry. Sad. Out of his lane. Low energy. Losing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Twitter character limit uncapping and it's consequences have been a disaster for Trump's rizz

a-guy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's from Truth social but yeah he's probably put it on there too

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

rizz is stored in the ears

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It appears that it is trump-moist

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

few things more pathetic than a poster losing their touch

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Sentences that run longer than Tolstoy's. True greatness in our age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Trump “tweets” looking like leftist memes with that wall of text nobody but nerds’ll be reading.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Its incredible how badly he is fumbling this. I genuinely thought it was handed to him in the beginning