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Couldn't be worse this one. Can't believe it's real. Pelosi then made a speech about cooking dosa with Kamala Harris.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

THE PAAAAIIIINNNN

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looking back on 2024 so far, and this year I have read the news and muttered "what the fffuuuuuuuucckkkkk?" more than any year before

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It will become worse.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Pokemon go to Winterfell!

laughtrack

If Big Bang Theory was still on the air I am certain they'd say exactly that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

she may be the mother of all dragons but she's 2 foot 7 tall. it's all camera trickery.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck?!?? Like you could say this in like the times of season 6 or before but the entire point of her arc is that she is meant to be the ultimate final villain of the show!!!

This is like making an Anakin Skywalker reference about him being the chosen one or the hero of the Republic and ignoring the pesky space fascist part, LMAO!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

but the entire point of her arc is that she is meant to be the ultimate final villain of the show

Only because Emilia Clarke didn't like being coerced into doing SV scenes she was uncomfortable with out of contractual obligation, renegotiated in a way that the two trust fund failsons running the show didn't like, and so they decided to character assassinate her (then directly assassinate her character) while burning the franchise down in that final very bad season. They were petty giggly sex pest fucks all along.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The way Brat and Hawk Tuah memes work feel reminiscent of 2007. Making a reference to a thing that people saw on the internet. Implicit that there's a difference between on and offline.

None of it is funny but, it's a good sign about the relevance of the internet fading I guess??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It's funny how in the year 2024 a meme explicitly about blowjobs went mainstream with little backlash

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I don’t like this world anymore agony-shivering

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Trump and the hogs flailing along with Tim Walz had me pretty libd up but this brought me back to Earth. Thank you comrade.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

She liked a JK Rowling tweet that read, “I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly.” She also used the t slur in a book she wrote. I don’t think she has true terf brainworms. Like she’s not going around talking about TIMs or large gametes. She was very supportive when Josie Totah came out. Just seems like standard cis person transphobia to me.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

This is the country that has the capability to vaporize a whole city

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's 10 am and I'm still tipsy from last night, I'm just going to ignore I read this to avoid taking psychic damage.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

the "ya blew it" countdown timer descends yet again

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That was so Kelly Kapoor coded.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

How many times must we ask, xi-plz

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seeing her reminds me of that shitty Velma show

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

haha tiny penis jokes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Where chuds are mad about the "wokeness" but everyone else outside of the wine cave sees it for the insufferably smug ego trip shit that it is for its head maker?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
  • The Father - Bill
  • The Mother - Hillary
  • The Smith - Obama
  • The Warrior - Kamala
  • The Maiden - AOC
  • The Crone - Nancy
  • The Stranger - Biden
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mother of dragons sounds like an insult lmao

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