Making sweet music via farts and poops today.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Currently sitting on the toilet
Could be bigger
too real
This is actually relevent to me and not a badpost
I'm in the midst of a pretty severe IBS flare and internal hemmorhoid flare. Blood every time I shit and extreme pain. Using 3-4 prep h suppositories per day. Think i might need to go to urgent care in a day or two if it doesn't let up.
Still flat as a bread without yeast
bigger and there's more of them
Firm and toned
I need to measure it. I got back into doing long bike rides but my current seat's the wrong width for me and that shit hurts.