No, seriously... Somebody tell me what the fuck that thing does
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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My guess would be that it vibrates like a massage chair π€·
The robots are taking over motorboating now.
This truly is the bad timeline.
First creative writing, then art, now this.
We dreamed of a future when robots and computers worked for us. Instead we got a timeline where they have replaced our artists and our motorboating. Fuck.
I heard the claim that these help with saggy boobs but I cannot back that up otherwise it could be for stimulation and there are also bras that help with breastfeeding apparently
zero stars, do not buy
I bought this, and the lithium-ion battery started bulging on day 1. My boyfriend touched it and said it was really hot. I don't think these batteries are safe.
Also, Temu is a scam site.
Genuinely can't tell if this an innuendo or real
for sites like temu i a few rules rule: only buy things that they cannot possibly fuck up the making of, or things you don't mind arriving broken, and never get electronics, most of them will be fire hazards
thanks to those i'm very happy with my temu purchases, i have a neat sillicione thingy that goes around my kitchen tap so i don't need to wipe water off the counter there, a metal rod that i can hang my spoons and spatchulas on, and a big mixing bowl with a plastic guard so my pancake batter stays in the bowl instead of decorating my walls. Oh and a set of calligraphy pens which is objectively poor quality but i like it either way
I believe they use slave labour though
yeah i learnt about it recently :( it's whack, i really liked being able to find some nice cheap trinkets. But yeah the trinkets are definitely not worth supporting slave labour (nothing is)
Yeah, the problem wasn't that it's cheap chinesium trash (which is the point of these sites), it's the labor practices.
i have one rule: donβt use temu
Wait until you discover aliexpress ;-)
aliexpress is firmly in my "sites like temu" list lol!
True, you need to understand things like no you won't get a 4TB SSD for 25β¬, but they have lots and lots of mechanical and electronics that are totally OK IMO. I even have a couple of training shorts from there and basically everything except the hot-end for my homebrew 3D printer comes from there (or Alibaba before that). For example.
I get LOTS of bulk order microprocessors, LED strings, shit tons of random electronic crap for pennies compared to even Amazon. I don't mind the wait.
Fuck temu.
I would genuinely buy a bra that needed charging if it did something useful (like phase cooling / some sort of refrigeration). Not from Temu though
I unironically have to charge my back every 5 days. I do this by strapping on something that looks a bit like the love child of a fannypack[^1] and a WWE championship belt. I have a spinal cord stimulator implant for chronic lower back issues.
I don't know if they use SCS for upper back issues, or where they'd locate the battery if they did, but the idea of a charging pack built into a bra for this purpose doesn't sound absurd.
[^1] Bum bag, for you Brits
Bum bag, for you Brits
Thank you, "fanny pack" sounds like the downstairs counterpart to OP's image
Fanny is also a name, not sure how common it is in the UK though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_(name)
Everyone knows that it's an old-fashioned lady's name, but everyone knows it's other meaning more
It's a cute name in France
That's pretty cool in concept. Glad you have a solution to an issue but sorry it was an issue in the first place.
The energy is stored in the breasts?
Dr Amy is not a medical doctor and should not be trusted for boob-recharging advice.
i want to buy one of these but my boobs don't recharge, they use batteries :(
Is that why boobs are no longer allowed on US flights?
Donβt overcharge it as it will explode
I see Dr. Evil upgraded his Fembots to have laser beams instead of machine guns.
He couldn't put them on the sharks so they were just gathering dust.
Don't knock it, that thing is tits!