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The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

He will annex Alberta to seize the Strategic Beef Reserve

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Puerto Rico is to the mainland as Corsica is to 1790s France

The American First Consul will be Puerto Rican

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, Austria had some sauce prior to ww1. Canada had never had sauce, just syrup. We are a nation of Minnesota, no one really has any partucular dreams or aspirations let alone lofty ones.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

From Britain to Amerikkka's servant, Canada is like its middling youngest settler brother who, after failing to appease everyone at the party, decided to go back to its old roots with its deadbeat brothers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, we suck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Will there be an Anschluss?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but farcical in nature along the lines of the John Candy film Canadian Bacon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, learned something new today

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I kinda wish he had made some more comedies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Any failed art students in Canada that we should be keeping an eye on?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember: it's XXI century, history repeats as farce and arts and humanities have been steadily obliterated. It's failed STEM student we should look for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's failed STEM student we should look for.

If it weren't for the failed part, I thought it could be Elon Musk...

Musk briefly attended the University of Pretoria before immigrating to Canada at the age of 18, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother. Two years later he matriculated at Queen's University at Kingston in Canada. Musk later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania and received bachelor's degrees in economics and physics.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

in economics

Here you go, failed by default

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

in economics and physics

Technically

On the other hand, he seems to now be screwing up his own companies, Tesla with its easily-rusted cars, and the site known formerly known as Twitter by letting rightism take over

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

And it'll be just great eh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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