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FUCK.
I am going to be very condescending and patronizing today.
I just have to make sure to not drink any mercury
:sadness:
seems about right
At least it's not 
Oh, don't you worry. I'm getting there :^)
you just gotta stay away from compression algorithms
noooooooooooo 
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Laughing at liberals.
:geordi-yes:
Pretty good
Hell yeah dude
Phew! I'm going to have a great day!
Uh what does this mean?
Depending on your continent of residence, check how you react to the following words:
Haitian
Romani
If you didn't explode with rage, check outside. Then check again, just to be sure.
Instructions clear:
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rfiuenvjdskuvjduvilnduilvuivjk xivmlxv dlkjnv klz jlz
great lmao unlimited genocide on the first world
Oh no, pretty annoying
Oh hell.
I can only hope
Explain my emoji tarot reading pls
You're going to make some good food soon
assuming official unicode emojis count: 🛑
okay guess my day is over
just vibin
doing pretty fucking good
It’s going exactly like every other day I’ve had this year
Probably the smuglord, so same as always.
edit:
😔
Oooh nooooooo.
bozo's still RIP'ing in piss, I'm having a kickass day.
Guess I'll be sad today.
Balls of sad.
Balls balls balls balls
Sad sad sad sad
Sadness is stored in the balls
Going through some shit, might relax later with some oblivion.
checks out
I don't know how to interpret this one
uh, so my day will be very normal?
*queue laughter here*
I'm pretty sure it's :bunny-vibe: cause I edited my bio earlier lmfao, otherwise it would be :agony:, can't check on jerboa tho
nothing changed