It's Moo Deng and it's not even close.
Hippos are one of the world's most dangerous animals
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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can't we all just get along
No.
Moo Deng has the super glomp. While Pesto has the Pesto Peck. Tough battle.
Pesto is just some big bird white people made popular because they can't deal with Moo Deng and here's the proof:
-Australian Zoo -Wow look how big -Started on tumblr
Also of course mainstream media immediately was all over their great white hope saying stuff like 'Move over Moo Deng here's Pesto'
In conclusion it's a Moo Deng world and you are all just living in it.
Pesto, duh. Everyone knows birds are superior to hippos.
Pesto since he is the biggest bird
So who do they team up to fight in the third act?
Penguin's not gunna' try to kill me when it's mature, so them.
Pygmy hippos will only bite you if you do something to piss them off.
Yeah, I'm sure.
