Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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you gotta have the legumes
You mean the
B E A N S?
Heeeere we go again guys.... hold on to your jeans
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn't have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn't spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.
Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
Guys I don't think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
You don't know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn't register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post... )
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren't tic tacs
I was joking.
except for the tictac owl
Well, you don't eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
They forgot your mom's stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
As if she ever stops at 400
that'd be like 80 loads
^ this person knows their cum
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
Someone should create a breed of chicken that's primarily fibrous matter and water.
Whole grain chicken
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
I haven't eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤