One time in high school I was in a class where the teacher was a militant atheist. One day, some of the other students started asking questions about what he does believe in. One of the questions asked was "Do you believe in love?"
I knew EXACTLY what he was going to say next, and it was like I saw it happen in slow motion.
"What is love?"
I slammed my hands on the desk and shouted "BABYDONTHURTMEDONTHURTMENOMORE!"
Everyone just sorta stared at me and then one kid at the back of the room clued in and started laughing his ass off.
We're friends to this day.
