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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago

The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The true crime was the lie

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

When officers... searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You keep using that word...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

At least if you're gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"I have a great idea"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

...but the bag said!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Generally I would agree. but after reading the first couple paragraphs, I think I gotta back the police up on this one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

stealing a car is bad, but the majority of the process is insurance companies anyway, the police are a minor part of the bureaucratic process.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a big fan of the fentanyl either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I dont really care all that much either way for people who want to do drugs. They should be legalized, licensed and produced safely, with addict treatment going to medical and mental health services, not the police.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The main concern with fentanyl is that people who want to do drugs probably don't want to do fentanyl; they're probably seeking heroin, and getting fentanyl that they've been lied to about.

But the solution to that isn't to continue the failed policy of prohibition, it's legalization and regulation, so fuck the dealers who lie about what they're selling, but also yes, fuck the police.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The addicts are not going to submit themselves to the medical services voluntarily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago