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Denim? So millennial!

Baseball caps? So millennial!

Basketball shoes? So millennial!

Socks? So millennial!

Side parts? So millennial!

Middle parts? Also millennial.

Eating food? What a millennial!

Farting? MEGA millennial!

Crying? Definitely a millennial!

Existing? Holy shit get with it you old fart millennial!

P.S. generational warfare is dumb

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I will admit millennials being bullied by both old people and young people is kind of funny in a dark way. We are the butt monkey generation agony-shivering . Which is kind of hilarious when we started out as the "Too cool for school dude" kids.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I haven't heard "butt monkey" in years, heroic of you lea-finger-guns

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I believe the kids these days would call it iconic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This ass is too good to be kept hidden under saggy jeans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just learned about the mellinial sock thing the other day, and as a mellinial who's always worn longer socks I feel cool and young.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

man i used to when i was younger than i got bullied into wearing shorter socks by other millenials and now that long socks are in i don't have any of mine anymore. boohoo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Well I was the king of hipsters as a professional coffee roaster wearing long mismatched patterned socks, leather boots, raw denim, and novelty pattern button ups since like 2015 so I'm not sure I'm actually better off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm a Millenial falcon. caw.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Omgggg I'm auch a millenial so sue me im never getting rid of my hubblepubb tattoo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Clothes are so millennial, all the cool kids these days are nudists