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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper with a sea slug?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, that's Quimbo what are you new to collecting Quimbos?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What the hell? Why is it supposed to look like that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Right?! I'm going to make this my zoom background

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Some kind of ketchup/tomato Monster by the color and green stem I guess

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hey is Tomatopup! This looks like a shot from the episode where he got beat up by Applecat.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

Also I lied, I have no idea what the fuck this is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

he is just a little guy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's SUPPOSED to look like that? Someone sculpted and convinced others to injection mold that thing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't even tell what it's supposed to be

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It's got a foot, so it's a mollusk. Beyond that, you've got me. I'm sure it's some sculptural interpretation of a bizarre looking sea slug. It's not like they don't come in some strange shapes and colors with fun protrusions coming out of their asses(it's an external gill that encircles its anus, so they're always inhaling their own farts).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I like the b boy hermit crab, but I can't really tell what the Blåhaj does.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Zoidberg! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You still have Zoidberg... YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How tf could I miss this masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It comes from a movie where the main theme is that books are the works of Satan that turn you away from God and should be shunned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thanks. This is now going to get stuck in my head again for months. Mmmmm... splendid. Simply delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Happy to help. XD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that dickbutt's cousin?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read that as scro-TU-mass, took me a second to figure out what you were saying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I read it as scrot-u-mass, but reading your comment made me realize we were both wrong and it's scrotum-ass. Hooray for us!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

He’s doing his best!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Mondays, amirite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's Will Smith

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Google Lens tells me that it's a red snail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kinda reminds me of the Cherry Bomb in Plants vs Zombies

https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Cherry_Bomb_(PvZ)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isn't the fun part of those toys that you have to put it together?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I once got a whole freaking glider. Multiple piece frame, paper wings and tailfin that were rolled up... It was awesome!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes. Often they are instead single-piece toys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

IMHO, the best ones are the figurine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's clearly is a Postlope.