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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

People with two sets of vaginas need two. There's some minor size difference between each vagina.

[–] [email protected] 222 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Large, little, light, ludicrous...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whats the torque spec on these?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

For Australian vaginas

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That sounds straight out of a comedy show.

Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The gloves fit on both hands...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."

Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

TIL suppositories don't have just one possible application

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Yes, but that's no fun.

Why not "rare" and "legendary"?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For when u got that doom 64 pussy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

How did you get this photo of my ex?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

Light Flow or Regular Flow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

Don't worry, they both taste the same.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Honytawk 15 points 1 week ago

Its like Twix

You wouldn't get it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought there was only front and back!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leaded and Regular (unleaded).

You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.

Where do you live that eating tampons is common?

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