Or maybe he forgot to take off his Freddy Kruger hallowe'en costume before jerking off to gay porn.
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The idea that a demon (or even better, Satan himself) would waste their time scratching random people or possessing them just to make them float over their bed or vomit pea soup has always been amusing to me. That's a super weak "ultimate evil" your religion has, Christians.
If they really wanted to be scary they would amass 99.9% of the worlds wealth amongst 1% of the population and horde it all while killing the planet and bribing politicians in a vein attempt at being happier.
I bet this was said to cover for crimes he may have committed as christisn judges will definitely see it as a legit defense. Or he is fucking stupid.
It is what it is.
That's called a dream, guy.
"You don't belong here Tucker, you have to come back home"
Lol
Oh is this it, are we inches from rock bottom? Losing it and or lying more desperately for attention?
Carlson trying to scapegoat Lucifer after his underaged boyfriend got a little carried away.
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible.
next time he shouldn't use teeth and make sure you cup the balls, Mr. Carlson.
do not declaw those dogs
Bro is taking too much Ketamine
Genuine demonic encounter or Ambien, plus or minus alcohol, and pissing off the cat? Just asking questions, Tucker!
Well, he did say he was sleeping in bed with his four dogs so I can think of at least four different places he could have got the claw marks.
So weird.