Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible
yep three very similar things
It's like being bit by a liberal and getting an overwhelming urge to read Harry Potter.
"Oh god I wanna get brunch with bottomless mimosas and then VOETTTTTTTTTTT"
I wanna get brunch with bottomless mimosas and then VOETTTTTTTTTTT"
You're doing your part for Dumbledore's Army! 
He's not dead if he lives in our icy little hearts!
What is going on? Why are demons attacking in my sleep and why are they making me gay? The Democratic party is sending gay demons to snuggle with you and satitate your scratching kink
Honestly would not be surprised if a gay sex tape is about to drop and this is how he tries to pretend it's not that
yeah this happened to me too, but at least i busted
I hope it was worth your stay in Horny Jail.
Normal people call this a cat 
Definitely wasn't an animal. Demon is the most reasonable explanation.
Definitely wasn't rough play in an affair that left scratches that were clearly from human nails.
It was Kissinger trying to possess a body of the living to escape his eternal torment.
Next time I won't miss
He should post nudes. We need to see the claw marks.
Only Klans 
What is going on? There's naked pictures of me... all over the internet? Like what you see? Hope you do. Because there's plenty more where that came from.
This is 100% he got caught cheating after some kinky shit and covered for it by "OMG I WAS ATTACKED BY A REAL ACTUAL DEMON!"
I, too, have a pet cat
Should be cw for Self harm 
Tucker being unusually self-aware about self-harming in his sleep
can't even sleep anymore, because of woke
Demon's aren't like they used to be, folks. Sadly, you can no longer rely on demon's to finish the fucking job.
Critical support.
Sounds like he got some of Alex Jones’ supplements.
I hate that things are the way that they are now, I can't even have a good laugh at Tucker getting attacked by demons in his sleep like I would have a decade ago
NuFundies are almost as bad as TradCaths. 
He's entering his omegaverse phase
Tucker Calrson's Sleep Apnea Demon is a thing now.
That's just a preview of your eternal reward Tucky.
He's been going on the religious wacko thing for awhile since fox news. Idk what he's doing, he doesn't sound earnest at all but apparently he thinks this is the move.
Might be trying to get his followers to be more willing to listen to the crazier conspiracy stuff by comparison. Like oh well if tucker is saying this maybe there is something to it kind of thing
Start innocuous ish and start slipping in more protocols of the elders of Zion tier stuff with it
I too have a vivid imagination. 