this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

when were you when hexbear dies?

i was sat in badposting eating coffee flavor doritos when pjotr ring

‘chacha is kill’

‘lol. lmao even’

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

I love and hate that I will never be able to explain to people why I find this funny.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

eating chocolate-covered espresso beanis

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Smh my head can't even find a match anymore hexbear is dead

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It seems like everyone above 2000 ELO in Hexbear just run cookie cutter builds and play the meta strategy.

Devs please nerf shitposting and buff bit accounts

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

NOOOOOO NOT MY SHIT POSTING BUILD. Erm sweaty you just need to bit gud amirite catgirl-smug

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Please no! We alredy nerfed dunking in the last patch. Bit accounts woupd be OP

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Speaking of matches, one of my most prized possessions is a box of matches I bought in Russia that says "Из изкры будет плама", from the spark there will be flames

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That is not dead which may eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

That's right. Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

im swapping to frotting.gov

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Moretankiehexbear when?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Hexbear is dead! Long live Hexbear!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

none of yall moving to Hexbear 2?
yall are missing out

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was going to move over to MoreTankieHexbear

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

ooh i heard good things about them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We will rise from the ashes as Chexbear, a Chex Quest speed running community

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Brought to you by Chexmix™, the Snack for the People!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

THAT WHICH IS DEAD CAN NEVER DIE!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I’m headed back to MySpace

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

agreed, long live chapo chat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Going to get really into beekeeping until 2030

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

That’s right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a polygonal bear.