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Please help I’m so confused. Does it have to do with the struggle sesh?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Someone put this account up for grabs and whoever got it first said it was now public property and then the bit evolved from there rawr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Seizing private accounts?! Is our toothbrushes next?? Our SPOONS?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I've been using our toothbrush for like a week.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago

praise bird jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Thanks for the replies, shitposts and all

[–] [email protected] 49 points 19 hours ago

doggirl-happy We're puppy! Don't be afraid, we're nice! doggirl-thumbsup And the best part is that you can become one with us. Join us. doggirl-sweat

[–] [email protected] 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Federal Bureau posters consolidated into a single account due to DOGE cost cutting under Musk.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago

Kinda like if the borg collective adopted a dog

[–] [email protected] 59 points 20 hours ago

Nah it's just a bit. A bunch of users on the same account pretending to be a hivemind for a laugh.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Pup is a very good bit { doggirl-happy | headpat }

[–] [email protected] 24 points 18 hours ago

Heck yes it is.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They're Democrats who support Senator Bureau Sanders

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago

meow-bernie ahm a pencil pushah!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago

A wholesome bit that I hope lasts meow-bounce

[–] [email protected] 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

someone shared the login details of their account to give it to the community and now everyone is having a great time.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

@[email protected] it's this

just after the struggle session, someone made a post saying "yo anyone want to use this account i made as a bit a while ago? the password is hunter2, enjoy"
we all then discovered that we can be logged in at the same time and it became a fun hivemind bit where everyone logged in is the bureaucrat puppy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A bureaucrat is an apparatchik of the communist party, and the more bureaucrats you have the more communist it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

But we only have one, so its not very communist.

But they are all of us and we share them. Is that more communist?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

seems like we all have to share one bureaucrat, though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This Bureaucrat has a thousand fingers and dozens of keyboards. We are the most efficient poster of all time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

i can only assume that once someone logs into the @[email protected] account and types out a post, everyone else logged into the account is forced to type out the same post and send it at the same time, which is why i'm staying out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

doing hivemind stuff is effortless once you fully dissolve into it its ok

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Human Instrumentality Project shinji-screm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

lol. that was the emote i was looking for 😩

How it feels when Bureaucrat replies: congratulations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

doggirl-thumbsup Bureaucracy has complete knowledge of all Hexbear emotes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

Catgirl erasure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago

Are you a cop?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

The creature

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

john madden

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago