this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Horse girl finally becomes part horse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

so, she's gonna die doing this, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I see no way this could turn out poorly.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

remove it fast until the horse shit

[–] [email protected] 142 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.

If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm fairly sure I've see this picture, or one similar before. It predated stable diffusion, so would have to have been made manually.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

It smells pretty ok as far as farts goes like most obligate vegetarian animals.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ooohhh... Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They'll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they'll take as many of you with them as they can.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

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