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[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago

I touched grass, give me my fucking dopamine. We had a deal!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

The unique trait of neurodivergent people is that they think about their brain as a separate entity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

TIL I might be neurodivergent 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

It is just that neurotypicals are still living in the matrix

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Whoever separates matter and arrangement, hardware and software.

Lizard brain ruined the mind's day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

It just raises interesting questions about our consciousness if we can kinda observe from "outside" our brain's behaviour

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 hours ago

"mentally ill" 🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And one day, brain did shut up for good and started to follow reason's evaluations of these kind of situations. And I hope it will happen to those needing this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How can one learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

For me it was a strange and unintended cocktail of the lowest point of a depression (crisis state and constant dissociation), quitting an addiction and reading a book and declaring it was my new existential guideline. It was a philosophy book. Spinoza's ethics.

Recipies may vary to suit different tastes.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And then you melt down because you're very, very, very sorry and you know it's not a big deal but your brain is making you grovel and beg for forgiveness and you're sorry for acting like this and it's weirding everyone out and now you're sorry about that too, and now all your friends have run away and you're alone and sorry you made them run away.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hey. Get the fuck out of my head.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Heh, if it sounds suspiciously specific it's because I went through that recently. I'm doing better now tho!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

First 30 years of my life were like this. Now I categorically don't give a fuck about much.

Be inconvenienced, bitch lol

[–] [email protected] 46 points 17 hours ago

Me: YOU ARE BEING COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE! Brain: I KNOW, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF IT

🫠

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

All the random bold words make this physically painful to read.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

I'm so sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

There's so many it had me second guessing whether they were actually bold or my eyes were fucking with me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

RSD my behated