Not using a condo is how they got in this situation in the first place. Your house is pregnanté, my friend.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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My applause is begrudging.
Amanita bucket to hold paul of these upvotes, there's not mushroom left in my pocket.
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:line cook kiss:
Possible explanation:
The floor is equipped with floor heating. There are pipes inside the screed of the floor that are connected to the heating system. I assume that the floor has been constructed recently, and that the picture shows the result of the first usage of the floor heating, while the floor was installed too hastily.
What could have happened here is that the screed floor with the floor heating pipes has not been let dry enough before it was covered with floor tiles. When installiing a screed floor there is a lot of moisture from the screed present. It needs to evaporate first. It usually is done by running the floor heating for several weeks without having the floor tiles installed yet. This allows the remaining moisture to evaporate through the screed. The tiles usually are installed when the screed has been dried enough.
When the floor is covered with tiles without letting it dry properly first, the tiles seal the floor and remaining moisture cannot evaporate. When the floor heating is in operation, the trapped water vaporises and can't escape the floor. Due to the pressure that is being created, the floor bursts open violently. Compare it to water that is being heated in a pressure cooker and it can't escape.
Hm. My heated floors run at about 30°C on a very cold day. Do you think this could actually happen at that temperature?
(But yes to the drying part. We had the heat pump for the floors and multiple air dryers on full blast during our first winter, concrete floors, skreet and stucco in a house contain several m³ of water and not nearly all of that gets chemically bound)
Graboid.
Mmm, bacon.
Dwarves following a nice coal seam
Bugs forgot to take a left turn at Albuquerque.
Ancient Indian burial ground
“You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?”
I just watched that movie for the first time ever last month
very simple explanation. there is something under the floor that is expanding.
Or the whole house is sinking, except for that spot,
Downstairs neighbor has a leak in their ceiling.
I hope it's a cottage, but I'm okay with a cabin.
I came in here expecting someone to have a legitimate explanation. Lolol at these comments.
Looks like this is a condon't.
Water damage
No, definitely Graboid.
babadook
how is babby floor?
Am I gregnant?
They need to do way instain tile becasue these tile cant frith back
Looks like a badgermole got lost
Only white people would stick around to take a photo. My mfing ass would have noped out of there instantly.
Have you gotten a biopsy, that's probably cancer
It's not a tumah.
Subterranean lizardmen, of course.
Those are some robust tiles. Also those cabinets are pretty fucking weird.
Street Shark
do do doo doo doo
Cat hiding under the mat
How is babby formed?
Alternatively:
"It's not a tumah!"
It's the tree in the living room.
Harry in the basement
Tremor!
The tube. It goes up and down like that every 10 minutes.
If they leave the freezer open for a few years they could have their own indoor bunny hill
That’s just because they used flat tiles on a curved floor—should’ve used the curved floor tiles.