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This is them trying to say they aren't a left anti-communist. Followed by this for good measure:
I already posted another dunk from this same thread, but this person is a goldmine of pretentious and unintentionally hilarious takes 
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Actually line struggle and criticisms of my position are the same as gatekeeping 🤓🤓
My main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism
Authoritarian against who, Cheezyweezle? Authoritarian against who?
Stalin came to my grandma's house and made her go to bed at bed time 😭
My egg monopoly 
I can see that you lack the intelligence...
Words said by no intelligent person ever.
There aren't any states that have successfully fully implemented a socialist society today
No shit, considering no state has EVER done that. That's a ridiculous standard to hold a state to.
fully implemented
what a convenient little clause!
As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL socialism!
When you think that communism is a state of affairs to be established, and not a process
yeah but by that metric, no state has ever successfully implemented a capitalist society either, but i guess that doesnt matter, since capitalism is human nature or some shit.
In what way? Like by ancap standards?
yeah. in spite of capitalists' best efforts, people still make friends. they fall in love. they help each other. they spend time out of their day NOT thinking about creating profit for shareholders.
capitalism is only half-built, in spite of centuries of concentrated effort.
You had me like 
ngl
They're complaining about gatekeeping when we just had a couple of weeks of their liberal buddies come in here and Nazi up the place so bad, we had to go back to gatekeeping?
It’s a liberal favorite. But what about the rights of the fascists? Will the fascists be allowed to spread their hate speech? Will the fascists be allowed to brutalize minorities? Will the fascists have their rights? Please show some consideration for the fascists
fuck infighting, mao would want me to fistfight this fucker
Let's be real, you'd probably be the one holding Mao back from fist fighting this fucker if he was still around.
Anything less is liberalism
"We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon."
I don't like to dunk on people who come here in good faith...but this is deeply unserious.
He doesn't expect a Society in the lower stage of Socialism to ever be achieved, but he expects the abolition of class, which happens only in the higher stage.
I remember being a stupid 17 year old too
I'm going to do a violence
“For the most part I actually support even communist states, but my main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism, made easy by the inherent totalitarianism of communism”
Damn two big ass meaningless words they were feeling themselves with this one. They thought they were about to blow your ass away by revealing that “inherent totalitarianism”. bet you didn’t think of that one you Tankie swine!
I know, they really got me.
They really showed me for daring to call them a left anti-communist
See, you're causing leftist infighting by demanding the leftists actually be on the left. If you were a real leftist you would allow right-wingers into your leftist group, like a smart person.
Bit o Segway, seems the federation drama is subsiding. Very few of these posts too.
