Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!
Rules:
Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.
Single panels are preferred.
Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.
Don't be a dick.
I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.
Context is Adventure Comics (1938) #222, page 6
Transcript:
I've had worse blows than that, without ill effect! Why did I go into that queer trance before? Well, I'd best forget it! It won't happen again!
I've had some bad blows during queer trances as well
Huh......today I learned gay guys might not be experts at blowjobs. I guess I always figured they'd be better at them, having the equipment and all. I mean lesbians always say that women lick pussy better then men.
......wait, is the takeaway here that men are just bad at sex?
On the other hand, I know (of) at least two women who prefer a male gynecologist because apparently the women are a lot less gentle, while men dont have the first hand experience and sort of have more respect for the matter. It works both ways I suppose
It works both ways I suppose
Just like Superboy!
I heard that too, verbal abuse is apparently also more common in women gynecologists
If there's one thing I know about comic strips, it's that saying "it won't happen again" means it will definitely happen again.
Chekhov's blow?
Maybe never again for you, Supes. Your son, on the other hand...
Edit: I wonder if whoever downvoted me doesn't know that Jonathan Kent (the son of Kal-El/Clark Kent and the current Superman) is bisexual or they just don't like it?
The title says "Superboy" implying it is about Jonathan Kent and not Kal-El.
That is the original Superboy in OP's comic, i.e. Kal-El as a teenager.
It's not even clone Superboy (Kon-El).
I can't keep track of this shit
I don't blame you, it's unbelievably stupid. But I was into it as a kid, so I keep up with the storylines without reading the comics. Once they decided to reboot everything I lost a lot of interest.
Anyway, if it's Superboy and it looks like it's from before the 90s, it is definitely Kal-El because before then, Superboy was just Superman when he lived in Smallville.
Yeah, I was also confused at first, but the header for the issue clarifies it:
Superboy forgot to say “No homo” while getting blown in a queer trance. Typical rookie mistake, happens to the best of us.
Narrator: it happened again
The post-nut unclarity
Imagine being on Grindr and the Man of Steel hits you up.
Is he steel all the way? 🥵