chapotraphouse

he would be using openrct at this point though

Dear Engels,

The devil alone knows why nothing but ill-luck should dog everyone in our circle just now. I no longer know which way to turn either. My attempts to raise money in Infernal Views and Dusty Greens have come to nought, and it might, of course, have been foreseen that $10,000 couldn’t help me to stem the avalanche for more than a couple of weeks. In short, all hell is let loose, as I clearly foresaw when I came up to Amity Airfield and despatched my prebuilt 1:1 recreation of Magic Mountain's X as a last coup de désespoir. If I don’t succeed in raising three thousand guests, then the park here has barely another two weeks to go.

im sure he would have loved this one as well

He probably would have gotten addicted to some gacha Game with all that Engels money. He would be 5-starring Zhongli right now.

If Marx were alive today he'd be a steamer oh no oh no

Wonder if he got it from a cereal box

He'd be a great DM (Dungeon Marx) - I just wanna play a tabletop RPG game without the default feudal/capitalist anachronisms.

My level 3 Flaxman casts Thresh the Chaff and- wait, I also want a Magical Labour Theory of Value addenndum, because that was something that came up while discussing a rather interesting homebrew setting elsewhere which is trying to hash out a basically-democratic mageocracy with an economy that isn't just Wizard!.

Based take honestly, I miss RCT every day

imagine karl playing transport tycoon deluxe (or openttd which is the same game but fully free and open source, with no need for paid assets to enjoy)