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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Edit: this delay brought to you by Imodium

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do you finally respect the power of Montezuma?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

His range is limitless

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

what kind of number are we talking on the Bristol Stool Chart. six? seven?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Somewhere in there yeah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Just open the seat and sit all the way in the water. No splashes, and you can just to a little twerk before you stand up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

the ol' dip and rinse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I have filled my bathtub

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Daily user. Life changing purchase. The away poop is now a sorrowful one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah, I'm home

I'm sorry you have the shits, or, glad you're not constipated anymore I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Today is a new day for my butt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I've been away from home visiting family so my diet has been inconsistent.

You know when you know you're about to be gone for three days, so you intentionally don't go to the grocery store and run out of everything, and then eat random bullshit just to get you through? Like that

Typically I really enjoy being meticulous about my diet. Vegetables and water make me feel good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I think the problem is the lack ofbeanis

or a very mild illness of the butt variety

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you currently shidding and/or farding out of your doodoo ass?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What brand of toilet paper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I think it's Charmin. The roll of toilet paper was a gift from a friend. It's hard to explain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you got enough TP in there, bud?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm absolutely stocked actually

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago