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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I thought the booze-nazi had been cancelled because of woke.

Are they still going to put him in charge of the imperial murder machine? Truly amazing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Christ even at my drunkest I was still able to use my lips to hold the booze behind my teeth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

He looks like he's doing a decent Chris Farley impression.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

Mwahhh the Deus Vult champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Commiefornia champagne by Donald Trump, inspired by that same excellence...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

mfw I realize I'm absolutely soaked in piss

(like seriously, why is he so WET in these pics?)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

First day of drinking school

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Man, you guys are gonna have a SED who can't hit his target smh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The US keeps getting less and less competent maintainers of empire. Surely it will collapse soon. In the meantime it'll be funny and terrifying alternatively.

A constantly drunk and wet American SED would definitely be funny.

(Also sick PFP)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you, made it myself!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Awesome. Good taste and good skills

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

"I'll stop drinking if I get confirmed for SecDef" is one of the top bits of all time

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

big. wet. nazi. man.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

It's like a series of Francis Bacon paintings all called "Portraits of Self Crucifixion"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago