this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
98 points (100.0% liked)

memes

22657 readers
404 users here now

dank memes

Rules:

  1. All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.

  2. No unedited webcomics.

  3. Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in [email protected], it's a great comm.

  4. Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.

  5. Follow the code of conduct.

  6. Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.

  7. Recent reposts might be removed.

  8. Tagging OC with the hexbear watermark is praxis.

  9. No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please do not touch bats, even if they do not carry diseases (most do not) they are incredibly fragile and spook easily. Larger varieties can be handled safely if you are trained, but for the protection of both yourself and the bats, leave them alone and appreciate them at a distance.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Tell that to the bats when they crash the dinner party by coming down the chimney.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Anyone else get a little hydrophobic after trying this?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how to make your date salivate at you and try to eat you (she now has rabies)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think the last time this was posted there was a mini struggle session about not all bats having rabies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Please provide a list of this site's past struggle sessions so I can:

A - avoid them

B - deliberately invoke them in a trollish manner

on a case by case basis depending on my mood at the time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Outdoor bat struggle session.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It's dangerous to go alone!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Want a safe bat alternative?cure-for-fascism

Let's go bash some fash babeleft-unity-4

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Listen, when I find the right woman, I know she will already have plenty of bats already

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’m pretty sure a woman would be fascinated if you gave her a bat of any size. She’d be like “hey, a bat”. If someone came up to me and handed me a giant bat or even a regular sized bat, I’d still be like “neat”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the last thing I need in my life is a flying rat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bats are more closely related to hedgehogs than to rats. Indeed, they are more closely related to whales than to rats.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ugh flying whales even worse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

banger song tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I've told women about how I caught a bat in my house and released it but none were fascinated marisad