You guys need to chill a bit and stop suggesting illegal shit. This isn't the poster's car. This was posted on Reddit about 8 days ago and then shared by BuzzFeed 2 days ago.

The guy in the car was able to get out and then talked to the building manager who then assigned the truck a new parking spot.

If it's a persistent problem, and a tow truck isn't an option...

Get a set of cheap car dollies, then you can move it out of the way. THEN you can place it perpendicular to the parking spots with the bumper at that support beam and he'll be stuck until the blue car leaves.

I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.

In all fairness... It looks like a dodge, so the owner of the pickup was probably drunk.

no shit the offender drives a pavement princess pickup truck

sounds like a towin '

call a tow company they'll eat that up

Average Ram truck driver

One of the problems with revenge (deflating the tires, keying, etc.) is that there’s nothing stopping the neighbor from doing it right back the next day.

Makes me wish that OP had an absolutely beat to shit 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Then you can just play bumper cars with idiots like that.

This four pack of car Dolly's and a rapid floor jack.

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

Why are you talking in 3rd person?

A tire valve stem removal tool is a few dollars.

1 bottle fish sauce

Pour over lower windshield.

Repeat as necessary

I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it's just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

Throw nails in the parking spot. Then tell neighbor about someone putting nails. Gain neighbors trust and ask politely to move the truck.

Sounds like you need a referral for a towing company

How do we know it isn't OP deliberately blocking neighbor?

Everybody here with slashing tires and me just thinking water in the tank sounds nice. But I just recommend putting water in the tank and maybe some salt and a dash of fresh piss. The truck will run but eventually it's gonna die and will smell like piss for a bit. If it doesn't die, the salt and water mixture will start to corrode the interior of the gas tank.

Have them towed. The several hundred dollar fee to get their truck out of the impound might impart a lesson.