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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Palestinians: Israelis are committing war crimes and genocide

UN: Israelis are committing war crimes and genocide

Every other countries: Israelis are committing war crimes and genocide

Israelis: KILL 'EM ALL, TAKE THEIR LAND, FUCK CEASEFIRE

Libs: What an incredibly complex issue

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

It's just not complex, it's a genocide pure and simple. It's complex to these moralistic libs that think of themselves as the aw-shucks just trying our dangest good guys - because the people they want to think of as also good, that the media has checked as good guys (only democracy in the middle east, Tel Aviv pride is huge, etc), are committing a modern genocide with tanks and rockets and the old strategies of outright starvation and literally kicking people out of their homes. So it has to be complicated because of that internal decoherence and contradiction.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He looks paler and more corpse like than I remember.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

The vampiric disease grants immortality at the cost of your humanity. Just look at Genocide Joe and that humanoid Turtle over in the senate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

He must of not bought the die-motherfucker health care plan and is stuck with Obamacare. There can be only one, and it's hillgasm HER TURN after Kissinger.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Funny I thought that a dronie like him would understand Israel's simple "everyone is an enemy combatant" thought process. After all he seemed to be into that line of thought himselfobama-drone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Well....ummmm...ahhhh...welll..we murdered some folks. Moving on.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's only "complicated" as in it's really fucking incriminating and embarasing to say the quiet part out loud, but that cat is already way out of the bag. Or maybe it's "compkicated" because U.S. "interests" are adjacent natural resources. Or maybe it's "complicated" in how many of our sitting members of congress and former presidents had a type of "relationship" with epstein types. Or maybe it's "complicated" in how many are majorly bribed by outright Zionist fascists.

Please oh please indulge us in how it's soooooo "complicated" in the face of open genocide that we're funding. You damed back stabbing obama-drone hahaha skeleton warrior dog-faced-pony-soldier .

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

it's really only complicated because israel not only doesn't try to hide the quiet part, but they're fucking yelling it into megaphones to anyone who will listen

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Did literally a single person ask Obama to come back to public life?

Like, fuck off dude. You did your evil shit, you lived your dream, just fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Why isn't someone telling the Zionists that? Because all I hear from them is that it's their ancestral homeland without any attempt to unpack the unspoken implication that that alleged fact bestows a right to murder or dispossess anyone who is there now and boy howdy if that's complex thinking I have this nifty 1x1 Rubik's cube for you that'll keep you busy for hours.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i don't think we do. remember when Bush did war crimes and we had to just look forward and not look back? how come now we need to know the supposed intricate details of israels lies before we can have an opinion?

i hope he chokes on a pretzel like bush, but instead of a black eye i hope he has a stroke and can't communicate ever again

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The universe is complex, therefore all actions are justified

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Oh look, the man who bombed hospital don't find anything bad about bombing hospitals.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I have come to hate the word complex at this point

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

He fuckin looks like hes doing the zac efron shrugging meme