Human bodies are anything butt hairless. It would just be wispy, crinkly pubic hair that only grows in the most inconvenient of places.

Yes, human tails are hairless. Here are photos of vestigial tails on humans.

Sometimes our body tries to include traits of our ~~ape~~ primate ancestors. Vestigial tails are not that uncommon. They are typically surgically removed from infants in 1st-world countries.

Years ago, I realized DBZ would be way weirder if their tails were accurately hairless....

I'm pretty sure human tails would be covered in something like pubic hair. I hate it.

Technically we all have tails already. However they are made entirely of bone and aren't long enough to stick out. Really all they do is make sitting on hard surfaces uncomfortable and try to dig their way out of your ass when you do situps without a mat

Perhaps millennia of sexual selection would have resulted in Hairy tails.

Do you, uh, often like to imagine humans with furry tails?

Speak for yourself, the guys at work call me sasquatch or chewie.

...we do?

I want a thick, prehensile tail that's at least 2/3rds as long as my body. I want to be able to use to hold things, hang upside down like a opossum, climb trees, and slap the shit outta Greg from work when he irritates me. That's the kind of tail I wish humans had. I don't care if it's furry or smooth. I'll crochet a tail condom if I need to.

Your tail's hair doesn't matter. It's the length and if it's not long enough, you can buy a monster truck.

There are humans that have born with tails (long coccyx protrusion) and this is correct. Go look up images.

1.) Not all bodies are hairless, so there'd definitely be a range.

2.) A massive hairless tail wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. ಠ‿ಠ

I almost never imagine what human tails would look like(but then I clicked that link in a post in this thread...😕)

Don't tell the furries

if human had tails? please this is the fediverse

As a furry, this breaks my (OC) generic neon green wolf's heart (don't steal).

We have many relatives with tails

We used to have tails at some point in our evolution. Some people even continue to be born with one very rarely. Back when we all had them, we were probably a lot more hairy, but those born with one now are hairless.

Who's "we"?

I believe they would have MASSIVE amounts of pubic hair. And smell bad.