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One Year Later
UlyssesT: Hey! I'm back! What did I miss? ... GODDAMMIT!
: THE PROPHET HAS RETURNED!
Kissinger farted so hard his ass exploded and he died from exploded ass
He shid out his doodoo ass to death
many such cases
The ol' classic of breaking his back trying to suck himself off.
When rigor mortis set in he bit his own dick off. Scary but true.
Wow the same way died, what a coincidence.
spoiler
He got an idf anal probing device and punctured his colon
The IDF were trying to harvest his cum and the device's off button malfunctioned. It sucked all the skin on his lower body into the cum tank before they could turn it off.
To shreds you say?
Oh yes. If they even attempted to explain what happened to him on the news the entire news channel would get an R rating. It was THAT gory.
Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver
someone left him in front of a sunny window and he evaporated
God finally smoted the fucker. Except there is no god.
Lightning strike from the fingertips of Richard Dawkins. Got it. Not what I expected, but I guess you cannot argue with the truth.
Satan got tired of waiting so a crack in the earth opened up and hellfire sprang forth to incinerate him.
Drowned in a septic tank.
Ewie gross sex things
Choked to death on his on cum doing his usual routine of "jerkin' it while thinking of all the suffering he caused." I honestly can't think of any other reason why he would have devoted his life to causing so much suffering if not for sexual gratification.
87 IBS attacks in a single hour
Dying of a blood clot would send all the antivax people into a spiral, so I'm hoping that was the outcome.
Charlie Munger was Kissinger's phylactery. Munger's death finally enabled them to banish Kissinger from the mortal realm.
He got devoured by a wild Elephant.
He bled out from sounding with a tonka truck