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A screenshot from a Call of Duty level where you have to defend Woking Pizza Express until MI5 can wipe Jimmy Savile's hard drive

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's the feathers

Also that guy in the helmet on the back looks absolutely lost

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If it weren't so blurry, that would make a good emoji

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

"oh fuck I forgot my feather hat"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's the feathers

Now I want Steven Seagal to be in a movie called Feather in His Cap where he wears a beret with a feather that's more ridiculous than the ones in the photo. The entire plot of the movie is he goes from place to place and once somebody makes fun of him he says "Did you just make fun of my feather in my cap?" and then he fights that guy and about six of his friends.

Via clever editing and obvious CGI - his very fat action hero ass beats them all to a pulp. He only gets very minor injuries. And then it's on to the next town and the next beat down.

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Edit

TIL - it's called a hackle.

Hackle

The hackle is a clipped plume or short spray of coloured feathers that is attached to a military headdress, with different colours being associated with particular regiments.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

"Fatly going around corners."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TIL - A beret with a feather is a called a hackle.

Hackle

The hackle is a clipped plume or short spray of coloured feathers that is attached to a military headdress, with different colours being associated with particular regiments.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

mf looks like a boiled ham

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"To appeal to gammons I must become the gammon" - Keith Stormfront

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Der Starmer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i really really hate my hat

what the fuck they wear

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Why of all times did they choose that moment to ~~half~~ quarter-ass the greasepaint?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Nazi ass logo