If your vehicle has running boards then it's too big
Beta soy boy males: Fake missiles on my truck.
Big dick alpha males: Soviet machinegun in the bed.
If Nazi Germany had gone on for a few more years, they too would have strapped toy V2 rockets to their Volkswagens and painted swastikas on the doors.
V2 was a little too big, but they did armed some Kubelwagens with machine guns (Kubelwagen was military version of VW Beetle)
If this were an unhinged DIY thing I could at least appreciate the effort, buying something like that off the shelf is just pathetic on every level
everyone who likes these big stupid pick-up trucks is a DORK
I'm not overcompensating or anything but my truck now has C U M missiles
22 a day isn't enough
It's the dunk tank.
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